The Snake, the Stick, and the Door
There are moments in life when a man’s entire education deserts him. Years spent acquiring degrees, mastering complicated subjects, and developing an impressive professional reputation may count for very little when Fate decides to place a snake in his path. At such times, the human brain, which has served its owner tolerably well through examinations, ward rounds, and professional conferences, may pack its bags and leave without giving notice. The medical profession, naturally, is particularly vulnerable to this sort of disappointment. Doctors are accustomed to being regarded as sensible people. They are consulted on matters of life and death, expected to remain calm in emergencies, and occasionally addressed in tones suggesting that they possess knowledge of the universe denied to ordinary mortals. This can create a misleading impression that they are equally competent in every department of human existence. They are not. The events I am about to relate took place in the officers’ me...